I think i should write a book about relationships.
It wouldn't be helpful in any way at all.
But it would be fascinating and quite humorous...even i think so
The way I try a completely different approach with each new prospect is stupid.
I'll always be the first to call myself out.
And I always preface any new potential relationship with the call out speech.
Thats where I tell the dude many bad things about myself...
Kinda like 'get out now while you still can'
They seem to dig it that I'm kinda prick-like and independant.
I always warn them they won't like it down the road when I have no need for them.
And they ALWAYS are surprised when that happens....
Since I try different approaches, perhaps I should tell them i'm a dependant saint like the rest of the girls do I'm sure...